atherose:

ahawaiinshirttoofar:

thetwentyfirstdoctor:

hurr-hurr:

fluffmugger:

the-deviations:
An old blanket that my grandmother made and…the other end of the same blanket.
…a’ight, I’m going zombie netting.

Two of the 5.1 speaker set for my pc.
Allright. Motherfucking bolas.

Nail polish and nail polish remover.
Maybe I can persuade them not to kill me if I do their toes?

Dog and pillow.
I’ll kill them with cuteness.

a capo and a uke. weew. I shall play them a melody and put them in a trance

LEG ONE AND LEG TWO
I AM MORE OF A KICKER ANYWAY.

sleeping girlfriend and sleeping dog. Awesome.

atherose:

ahawaiinshirttoofar:

thetwentyfirstdoctor:

hurr-hurr:

fluffmugger:

the-deviations:

An old blanket that my grandmother made and…the other end of the same blanket.

…a’ight, I’m going zombie netting.

Two of the 5.1 speaker set for my pc.

Allright. Motherfucking bolas.

Nail polish and nail polish remover.

Maybe I can persuade them not to kill me if I do their toes?

Dog and pillow.

I’ll kill them with cuteness.

a capo and a uke. weew. I shall play them a melody and put them in a trance

LEG ONE AND LEG TWO

I AM MORE OF A KICKER ANYWAY.

sleeping girlfriend and sleeping dog. Awesome.

(Source: agiledragon, via esorehta)

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  1. dictator-randall reblogged this from fartnuggey and added:
    A water bottle and a tissue box. Well, shit.
  2. zuckerwattenwolken reblogged this from amahr and added:
    On both sides is literally NOTHING. I AM DONE FOR!
  3. jazidreamer reblogged this from hajisuga and added:
    A box.. full of books and… A wooden slingshot
  4. couldntmakeitanymoreobvious reblogged this from oh-howthemightyfallinlove
  5. asgardiandicksgalore reblogged this from darkolive001
  6. darkolive001 reblogged this from teapartyofthemad and added:
    Well, I’d get my strong floral perfume, and my extremely heavy purse…. I’M OKAY, BITCHES!!!
  7. kenzierm reblogged this from humoristics
  8. lmeg9 reblogged this from gaymanual and added:
    a large potted plant, and my heavy heavy backpack. I think I’m good
  9. sadpancake reblogged this from princessofthehufflepuff and added:
    my tablet and tablet pen??? I’m screwed????? unless they suddenly turn magical and I cant draw things into real life.
  10. princessofthehufflepuff reblogged this from whatkindofnameiszibby and added:
    So i have half an waten peanutbutter cup.and a frienship bracelette…
  11. cynderdustypaws reblogged this from thriftstorepirate and added:
    A book. And a motherfucking real and really tall Christmas tree. You see that zombies? Fuck u
  12. idyllic-glory reblogged this from thegeekyblogger
  13. thegeekyblogger reblogged this from alone-in-the-tardis and added:
    My computer monitor and my glass of water.
  14. alone-in-the-tardis reblogged this from frogsaremyfriends and added:
    a 14 inch Christmas tree and a bowl of cereal. Well.
  15. s3xy-eyeballz reblogged this from 10knotes
  16. blackhead555 reblogged this from 96gummyworms and added:
    cool sexy 1
  17. kathygumm reblogged this from 96gummyworms
  18. mademoiselle-danger reblogged this from annamogo
  19. dannyxyz reblogged this from askfrostwindchill and added:
    im screwed all i got is a piece of paper and a waterbottle
  20. crazypeopleplaychess reblogged this from actualalvin and added:
    A Guinness World Records book, and a bible. Imma die a book worm! :3
  21. cliturgy reblogged this from abstractmaster and added:
    a gardening thingy and a box of pads.
  22. abstractmaster reblogged this from cantblogmelove and added:
    Coffee and Disinfectant spray, well I guess disinfectant spray is flammable.
  23. jolieangel reblogged this from lordflintjojo and added:
    my ipad and my iphone, i guess i could google how to survive a jump from my window..
  24. aorticlocust reblogged this from fishygobloop and added:
    Cough syrup and Record collection… I will defeat you zombies While trippin and playing Umskiptar
  25. greetingsfromthemoonkingdom reblogged this from markvill and added:
    lipstick ballpoint pen and dishes
  26. shepardshead reblogged this from throezandhoez and added:
    Husband, wii-mote. ……throw my hubby at them and run with the wii? x’DDDDD Nah…I think between the two of us we could...
  27. throezandhoez reblogged this from harbingerofyourseduction and added:
    Phone, blanket. Maybe if I curl up under the blanket they won’t see me >.>
  28. deanbennie reblogged this from ekisame and added:
    I’m holding this in front of my chest so…. My boobs will save me?
  29. dontalwaysbelievewhatyouretold reblogged this from whatkindofnameiszibby
  30. youvebeenlizzed reblogged this from charlieharley and added:
    A chair and my sister? O.O
  31. harbingerofyourseduction reblogged this from cantblogmelove and added:
    Phone, safety scissors. Yeah i could pull it off.
  32. whatkindofnameiszibby reblogged this from rated-michael and added:
    A butter knife, and my iPod. Let’s kick some Zombie BUTT!
  33. ekisame reblogged this from murasakibaracchii and added:
    A stapler and a Baskin Robins coupon. I’ll bribe my way out of their wrath with any sundae for $.99
  34. little-miss-moxie reblogged this from luxuryskeletons and added:
    A cup of cocoa and my bag…. Well at least i’ll be prepared