atherose:

ahawaiinshirttoofar:

thetwentyfirstdoctor:

hurr-hurr:

fluffmugger:

the-deviations:

An old blanket that my grandmother made and…the other end of the same blanket.

…a’ight, I’m going zombie netting.

Two of the 5.1 speaker set for my pc.

Allright. Motherfucking bolas.

Nail polish and nail polish remover.

Maybe I can persuade them not to kill me if I do their toes?

Dog and pillow.

I’ll kill them with cuteness.

a capo and a uke. weew. I shall play them a melody and put them in a trance

LEG ONE AND LEG TWO

I AM MORE OF A KICKER ANYWAY.

sleeping girlfriend and sleeping dog. Awesome.

(Source: agiledash, via esorehta)

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   A box.. full of books and… A wooden slingshot

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6. darkolive001 reblogged this from teapartyofthemad and added:

   Well, I’d get my strong floral perfume, and my extremely heavy purse…. I’M OKAY, BITCHES!!!

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   a large potted plant, and my heavy heavy backpack. I think I’m good

10. sadpancake reblogged this from princessofthehufflepuff and added:

    my tablet and tablet pen??? I’m screwed????? unless they suddenly turn magical and I cant draw things into real life.

11. princessofthehufflepuff reblogged this from whatkindofnameiszibby and added:

    So i have half an waten peanutbutter cup.and a frienship bracelette…

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    A book. And a motherfucking real and really tall Christmas tree. You see that zombies? Fuck u

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    My computer monitor and my glass of water.

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19. alone-in-the-tardis reblogged this from frogsaremyfriends and added:

    a 14 inch Christmas tree and a bowl of cereal. Well.

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    cool sexy 1

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    im screwed all i got is a piece of paper and a waterbottle

26. crazypeopleplaychess reblogged this from byakuyaspenis and added:

    A Guinness World Records book, and a bible. Imma die a book worm! :3

27. hansel-and-gremlin reblogged this from huganaustralianday and added:

    a gardening thingy and a box of pads.

28. huganaustralianday reblogged this from cantblogmelove and added:

    Coffee and Disinfectant spray, well I guess disinfectant spray is flammable.

29. jolieangel reblogged this from lordflintjojo and added:

    my ipad and my iphone, i guess i could google how to survive a jump from my window..

30. countforferdelig reblogged this from le-miaou and added:

    Cough syrup and Record collection… I will defeat you zombies While trippin and playing Umskiptar

31. greetingsfromthemoonkingdom reblogged this from markvill and added:

    lipstick ballpoint pen and dishes

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    Husband, wii-mote. ……throw my hubby at them and run with the wii? x’DDDDD Nah…I think between the two of us we could...

34. christophwaltzedintomyheart reblogged this from occifer-god and added:

    Phone, blanket. Maybe if I curl up under the blanket they won’t see me >.>

35. teemmo reblogged this from listenclover and added:

    I’m holding this in front of my chest so…. My boobs will save me?

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37. youvebeenlizzed reblogged this from badwolfwitchofspace and added:

    A chair and my sister? O.O

38. occifer-god reblogged this from cantblogmelove and added:

    Phone, safety scissors. Yeah i could pull it off.

39. whatkindofnameiszibby reblogged this from rated-michael and added:

    A butter knife, and my iPod. Let’s kick some Zombie BUTT!

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    A stapler and a Baskin Robins coupon. I’ll bribe my way out of their wrath with any sundae for $.99

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    A cup of cocoa and my bag…. Well at least i’ll be prepared

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    A printer and a record player…

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    Beth and a mug.

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    My house phone and internet modem. Fuck.

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